From dusk to dawn, you can whirl and dance your way through the vast number of clubs ranging in size, price, and style. Being single is expensive; but in Madrid, you can eat and drink for the price of a beer. Drown in your beer my friends, because you can afford it! Not only because your perception has dwindled to nothing, but because bar owners tend to reward those who stick around longer. Consequently, you may want to narrow your tapas crawl if your lowly strip of dry cured ham has suddenly evolved into a buttery leg of Jamon Iberico! Critics might suggest that this friendly sheen is superficial, but my experience has shown that what you see is what you get.